I’m the worst rapper alive
That’s right you heard what I said
This is a waste of your time
You should just swipe to the left
I’m just delivering facts
Wackness I’m bringing it back, look
This ain’t no gimmicky track, yeah
This is just Wiggity Wack
This idea was better off in my head
I shot this vid then upload to the net
Didn’t think twice before I hit post
But this could be something I truly regret look
I think I’m ahead of my time, but
Clearly I’m truly behind, cos
I’m getting zero co-signs, and
Clearly I never been signed, bruz
Labels won’t give me a platform
They’re like what the fuck you rap for?
On second thought why you in the meeting room?
Wait how’d you sneak in through the back door?
Someone call security please
This mother fuckers crazy
We ain’t signing no dork dude
Who raps weird and looks basic
Look, I wish I was cool but I’m not to be honest
Fuck it - that’s is all that got
Could I audition and just rap on the spot
Or is that kinda weird? a bit over the top?
I ain’t booked a show in several months
By several months I mean several years
Which kinda means that I never have, damn
All my peers think I’m fuckin’ weird! Look
Who’s in the club? Not me
I’m at the game, nosebleed
Driving an Uber, front seat
Cos I’m the worst rapper alive, yeah
I got no chain, no bling
What’s in my drank? Not Lean
Let me just claim one thing like,
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
Bitch I ain’t going outside! Yeah
Cos I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I look like Eleven from stranger things
Damn, I’m the worst rapper alive
Verse 2:
Walmart yodelling kid, probably got better flow
Please buy my new album
On second thought hmm yeah maybe don’t
My parents like what the fuck
How did we get a dummy for a son
Google opposite of Eminem
Look and there’s my face at number one, fuck!
I thought I that should aim low
So I crank called Zane Lowe
Somehow he put me on the show
I made Kanye look sane though?!
I ain’t the dude with a face tatt
I don’t act cool and all laid back
I don’t dress like these lads do
In a tracksuit, with a bum bag
Because I’m chocking from the weed smoke
White nerdy and I been broke
I sipped lean over halloween
And then I spewed over my clean clothes
I ain’t booking shows, wait
What the fucks a shows? Fuck
They ask me what my rider was
But I ain’t with the lingo, cos
I got shitty clothes, damn
What the fuck are those?
All these rappers say I fucking suck
Homie you know how it goes
Sing it
Who’s in the club? Not me
I’m at the game, nosebleed
Driving an Uber, front seat
Cos I’m the worst rapper alive, yeah
I got no chain, no bling
What’s in my drank? Not Lean
Let me just claim one thing like,
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
Bitch I ain’t going outside! Yeah
Cos I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I’m the worst rapper alive
I look like Eleven from stranger things
Damn, I’m the worst rapper alive
Outro:
Yo I’m the, fuckin worst, rapper on the planet earth
I thought maybe this is cool, but it just really made it, worse
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