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The Nicest

from Champion of the Losers by Ryland Rose

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lyrics

I’m a Goliath

I kill them with kindness

I be the nicest

No, really - I be the nicest

I might fuck around and bring you flowers on our first date
Let me merge into your lane and I’ll probably wave (thank you)
Type of guy to take his mum out on her birthday (every year)
In terms of nice guys bitch you hit the first place

Woah I guess I got a bit carried away there

Look, Didn’t mean to say bitch, please accept my apology
Yes I’m aware that the term is derogatory
I pull up say hi to your parents before we go out cos I’m doing this properly
You’re Independent so we split the bill, for the record just know that I’m offering
You know you won the lottery, I hold your hair back whenever your vomiting (turn up)

I pee on the side of the toilet at night cos I know that it grosses you out (and flush)
You clean up the bathroom a lot so I always make sure that the seat goes down (thank you)

I swear to god I’ll be making this work
I know your ex still visits your work
Don’t mean to judgey
I see him in public?!
I'll probably just flip him the bird (And tell him I’m sorry)

I’m a Goliath

I kill them with kindness

I be the nicest

No, really - I be the nicest

Let me explain

My boy Jake got the bangers
What you know about manners?
You took my park at the store and I said it’s all good - don’t worry, it happens

Single mother at the register
All she had was conditioner
A trolley full of these groceries
Please go in front of me, trust me its quicker

Help the seniors out in the shopping mall when they’re at the parking machine
Agree with you that’s its complicated but we know that I do it with ease
I couldn’t be anything else with this moon face look at the size of these cheeks!
Utmost respect to the law enforcement, cos really I’m just scared of police

Could of, deleted those episodes of the Kardashians but I know you saved those eps
Played it cool when I realised that you just deleted my torrent of The Walking Dead (I was seeding it!)
Sacrifice the plane window seat when thats a specific request
Say thank you to the stewardess, help the older heads with the overheads

2 for 5 on the avocado
2 more and I’m making nachos
Text me if I should get you some
Side note they go off pretty fast though

I’m the primary schools local hero
Damn straight I’ll fucking volunteer bro!
Grown man with no kids
I swear to go that I’m not weirdo! I’m nice...

(Chorus)

Bridge:

T-shirt game on point, so no slogans offensive
Never made a fat joke cos I’m sure that they’re trying their bestest
Don’t agree with who you voted for, but your opinions respected
The worlds angry place right now we could all just use some affection, I

Came up in the game, no chain no ice, probably cos I’m dripping in nice
Your girl staring at me she’s like, why is this guy so god damn nice?!
All of my life, I been friend zoned that’s cool
Every single year at school
Ever since the day, that I came out the womb
When I’m dead and gone please engrave on my tomb
That mother fuckers nice! (Nice)

Chorus x 1

Outro:

I’m nice
All of my life
Been dropping in nice
God dammit I’m nice
So damn nice
All of my life

All I do is rap and live like a hermit
No wonder I’m working in customer service I’m nice ay nice

You probably think this is comedy rap
When this is a literally fact
God dammit I’m nice

Been about that life ever since I was 5
Before that was 4 and was kinda alright
Just aight

Hadn’t developed the brain skills to think others so I was just kinda alright
But now I be nice... nice

credits

from Champion of the Losers, released October 23, 2020
Written By R. Egan & J. Archer

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Ryland Rose Melbourne, Australia

Hi, I'm Ryland Rose.

Real name Ryan.

Previously released music under 'Ry'.

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